Wanna Talk

Inspired by the frustrations of my fellow females.  

(Note: A good friend and I had a great chat about this phenomena that occurs when men and women are friends.  It obviously doesn't happen all the time, but it does happen.  This one is for you, hun.) 

PS: The following are song lyrics, and if anyone feels the need to put it to actual music, please do so.  I'd love to hear it.  :)
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I can appreciate a man
Who can appreciate his girl
Goodness knows you’ve told me
That she is basically your world  
 
I can appreciate a man
Who’d be the first to say he’s blessed
You know a good thing when you see it
But just this once give it a rest
 
I can appreciate your love
That’s some straight up Nicholas Sparks
But maybe if you just read the room
You’d see you’re shitting on my heart
 
I don’t wanna talk about your girlfriend
I really don’t care that she is amazing
I’m trying to be polite and all but
I don’t wanna talk about your girlfriend
 
I’m all for my fellow women
Empowered girls empower back
But you spin a tale of beauty
And then I see just what I lack
 
I can’t blame her for being grand
I’ve seen her once and I don’t doubt it
But I can shoot you dagger eyes
‘Cause you won’t shut up about it
 
I don’t wanna talk about your girlfriend
I really don’t care that she is amazing
I’m trying to be polite and all but
I don’t wanna talk about your girlfriend
I get it that she is like your soul mate
She’d make a great mom and all of that shit
But, boy, open up your eyes and see that
I don’t wanna talk about your girlfriend
 
For one so clever
You can be
The densest man in my company
 
Please do endeavor
When you’re with me
Tread lightly now and have mercy
 
I don’t wanna talk about your girlfriend
I really don’t care that she is amazing
I’m trying to be polite and all but
I don’t wanna talk about your girlfriend
I get it that she is like your soul mate
She’d make a great mom and all of that shit
But, boy, open up your eyes and see that
I don’t wanna talk about your girlfriend
I get it
She completes you
You don’t need nothing else
But, boy
I don’t wanna talk about your girlfriend